“Dear Log: Can it be true? Do all Simpsons go through a process of"dumbening"? Wait. That's not how you spell "dumbening". Wait, "Dumbening" isn't even a word! I've got to find out more”. I’ve tried journaling. I’ve set a ten-minute timer on my phone, opened a notebook, and tried to sum up the events or emotions of a single day on the page. Despite the fact that I currently, somehow, write